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Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it.
Not only are these hilariously funny love quotes, they're 100 percent spot on, and from some of the world's most famous, influential people to date.1."Real love amounts to withholding the truth, even when you're offered the perfect opportunity to hurt someone's feelings."— David SedarisRead: The 23 BEST Donald Trump Memes Online That'll Make You Laugh Bigly! If you're searching for the best quotes and memes to share with the people you love (or just want to feel inspired yourself) ...
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There's a funny thing about love and relationships, and it's called everything.
• Safety - A small investment for a rich future • Safety is no accident • Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy • Let’s all keep our heads, and other body parts, together • While on a ladder, never step back to admire your work • Quench the thirst – safety first • When you gamble with safety you bet your life • The stupid shall be punished • Chance takers are accident makers • Safety is a full time job; don’t make it a part time practice • The door to Safety swings on the hinges of common sense • Is better to lose one minute in life… • Safety — a small investment for a rich future • Your first mistake could be your last • Safety isn’t expensive it’s priceless.