All other singles have to wait in a virtual line and hope they’re top-notch enough to join The League’s elite pool of prospects.
Here are the best and weirdest Ivy Leagues traditions to help you decide what college you'd like to party -- I mean, study at!
Bladderball is a rugby-like game played by many (sometimes up to 6) ill-defined teams, who chase around a giant leather ball in an attempt to score points in an ill-defined (or sometimes non-existent) goal.
The rankings are based on the percentage of "yes" swipes in the month of September by users who list one of the eight Ivy League schools in their profile.
Penn topped the list, followed by Brown and Columbia Universities. Tinder also revealed the total number of matches for students in September.
By the time they finally emerge from this brainiac oasis, they tend to appreciate a bit of street zest and a great sense of humor… In truth, they are just one in a sea of Ivy League graduates, available on Bumble at a dime a dozen (If you haven’t downloaded this thing, stop whatever you’re doing and get on it! Warning: this only works for the kids who were born with silver spoons in their mouths, leaving them forever questioning whether they have any organic survival skills to rely on. Having spent most of his youth in the library, he’s probably scared of a street fight. Personally, I am riding the “I have a French Master’s and speak three languages” pony to my grave.