I'm not actually saying your shitty site should look like this.
We've been called the Tinder for milfs and Older Women!!
Once she laughs, you should talk about her interests.
Ask her what is going in her life, what she likes and what she doesn’t.
You think your 40-pound j Query file and 83 polyfills give IE7 a boner because it finally has box-shadow. You loaded all 7 fontfaces of a shitty webfont just so you could say "Hi." at 100px height at the beginning of your site? Responsive means that it responds to whatever motherfucking screensize it's viewed on.